I have to drink five pints of hot coconut water every day, with a little garlic salt, some splenda, and a splash of hot sauce, and then you basically jog until you hallucinate.

Well don’t hold back.

ubersaur:

tacoposey:

kirkwallers:

ask-future-twilight-sparkle:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 

"You’re out of that Post [brand] cereal that’s on sale. Could you please go look in the back room for more?" "Sure, which one were you looking for?" "POST."

sleeplessfanatic:

losingthe-war:

Minimalistic look at Mental Disorders

This is perfect.

californicatinq:

you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

Watch James McAvoy’s hilarious fail during our X-Men: Days of Future Past interview

yahoomoviesuk:

McAvoy fancies himself as Gambit, the card-flinging X-Men

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But, oh no, he hits someone!

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The poor chap nearly dies of embarrassment…

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Much to the amusement of Fassbender

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Good job Wolverine’s on hand to offer some consolation!

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Here’s the original video, enjoy!

Aussie Bromance being cute.

How much ‘McKellan’ goes into your young Magneto performance?

Where did my angel go?